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IN WEST UGANDA, BORN N’ RAISED
ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN’ OUT, MAXIN’ RELOADIN’ ALL COOL
AND TAKING SOME KIDDIES OUT OF THEIR SCHOOLS
WHEN A COUPLE OF LIBERALS STARTED MAKING ME FRET
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE ON THE INTERNET
THEY STARTED ON CAMPAIGN AND MY MEN GOT DEMANDED,
THEY SAID “YOU’RE MOVIN’ WITH YOUR KIDS TO A BARRACK IN SUDAN”
I WHISTLED FOR A VEHICLE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT WAS A SCHOOL BUS WITH A BUNCH OF ARMED KIDS IN THE REAR
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS BUS WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGH “NAH, FORGET IT. YOUR KIDS ARE OUT OF HERE”
I PULLED UP IN SUDAN ‘BOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO MUSEVENI “UMAD, SMELL YOU LATER”
LOOK AT MY ARMY COMPOSED OF ALL MY HOMIES
TO SIT AT MY THRONE, CAUSE IM JOSEPH MOTHERFUCKIN’ KONY
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